Gee, that's funny....

I was going through some old papers, and drawings I had.
and found this "poem assassignment" from 8th grade.
there was a poem about a Video Game, I dont remember even writing.
but whatever, I think that's funny. I can't believe i wrote this in 8th grade. scuse my N00Bness with this, but hey man. IT WAS 8TH GRADE!


"Video Game"

On this chair, I do sit.
I was up late, I will admit
My palms sweaty, my eyes are big
Not a wink of sleep I got.
But I've almost beaten this game's plot
You see this game takes forever to beat
But I'm almost done...that is neat.
I bet no one in the world could beat my score.
Almost out of chips, I'll have to get more.
My character makes a funny sound when he jumps
He also carries around cool stuff
What he carries, you'll never understand.
Only nerds in their basement can understand.
Yes, I am a nerd.
I just love video games. Like Miss Muffet loves curd
Man my eyes really itch
But I can't pause. This guy will beat me in a snitch
I'm on level 4,569 and the boss is REALLY big.
Big like a fat pig
If this was real I'd use my fists
But, Im going to use my sleep potion.
and my rain postion to create a nice mist
When he can't see I'll RUN AWAY!
And walk through a portal that leads to level 48
There is an Australian guy that says "Eh mate!"
OH CRAP! This mist didn't work!
This pig is a real Jerk!
Oh No! he's taken half of my Health points
Ouch! Now he's broken all of my joints.
WHAT!? GAME OVER!
That's just great!
I haven't saved since level 3,568